I hate to spell out the obvious but this isn't a bug, it's an incomplete feature. GPT5 will generate the rest of the text and upload it to the arxiv, then subm

I hate to spell out the obvious but this isn't a bug, it's an incomplete feature. GPT5 will generate the rest of the text and upload it to the arxiv, then submit it to the relevant peer reviewed publications. The reviewers will also be GPT5 trained for accuracy. They will suggest a few edits to avoid obvious lies, plus will suggest the author cite the reviewer's friends to preserve mimesis. Accept with revision. The papers will come out, h-indices will increase, the authors will get tenure, and all will be well. This niche of humanity can retire to a well deserved rest and relaxation -- kind of a backdoor to universal basic income.