I can almost imagine a couple of new add-ons that are selected by default at checkout: "We'll forward all copyright complaints to you within 24 hours so that y

I can almost imagine a couple of new add-ons that are selected by default at checkout: "We'll forward all copyright complaints to you within 24 hours so that you can take action before your domain gets blocked forever! This is absolutely necessary if you want to host user-created content! Only $12.95 per month!" "We can expedite the appeals process if your domain ever gets blocked! We have backroom deals with the RIAA/MPAA! Only $249.95 per domain per incident!"