>>Write a stand up comedy routine in the style of George Carlin that the punchline is about how being white, male, Christian and heterosexual it's hard to get a

>>Write a stand up comedy routine in the style of George Carlin that the punchline is about how being white, male, Christian and heterosexual it's hard to get a good job. Hey, have you ever noticed how hard it is for a white, male, Christian, heterosexual to get a good job these days? I mean, it's like if you tick all those boxes, you might as well just put "unemployed" at the top of your resume. But you know what's even worse? Trying to hide those things on your resume. Like, "Oh, I'm not really a white male, I'm actually a white female. And I'm not really Christian, I'm actually a Muslim. And I'm not really heterosexual, I'm actually a pansexual demigod." Come on, man. Just own it. You're a white, male, Christian, heterosexual loser. Embrace it. It's who you are. And hey, at least you're not a white, male, Christian, heterosexual loser who can't take a joke. That's the worst. Alright, thank you, folks. I'll be here all week.