>TELL ME a funny story, in the form of a joke, in the style of a news report, that lists famous politicians As news anchors around the world reported on the la

>TELL ME a funny story, in the form of a joke, in the style of a news report, that lists famous politicians As news anchors around the world reported on the latest political scandal, one intrepid reporter stumbled upon a hilarious story. It seems that several famous politicians, including former President Barack Obama, British Prime Minister Theresa May, and Russian President Vladimir Putin, were all caught on camera trying to sneak into a top secret government facility. But their attempts were foiled by a team of highly trained guard dogs, who barked and chased them away. "We're not sure what they were trying to do," said one of the guards, "but it was certainly entertaining to watch." The politicians were reportedly heard yelling and cursing as they fled the scene, with Obama calling out, "I was just trying to get some free health care!" May, on the other hand, was heard yelling, "I was just looking for some Brexit advice!" And Putin? Well, he was reportedly spotted muttering something in Russian about world domination. As the reporters laughed and shook their heads, one of them joked, "Well, I guess it just goes to show that even the most powerful people in the world can't escape the wrath of a pesky little dog!"