Each Catholic TV room has a cabinet with a small crystal bottle of head-cleaner for anointing the VCR afterwards, and there's always been a section of the missa

Each Catholic TV room has a cabinet with a small crystal bottle of head-cleaner for anointing the VCR afterwards, and there's always been a section of the missalette with a Latin cassette antiphon that no one notices is there except on the rare occasions where a sandwich gets stuck.