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I might as well stop using condoms.

• danuker 4y ago
  I suppose it's a good idea, if you're trying to conceive :)
  • glitchc 4y ago
    He's become.. Inconceivable.
    • moffkalast 4y ago
      You keep using that word, I think it means what we think it means.
• themagician 4y ago
  Switch to PS5 + Mountain Dew. 30 minutes before sex, microwave a cookie in tupperware and drink a beer. For added protection, download the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
  • ChuckNorris89 4y ago
    Can't get a PS5. Does a Nintendo switch also do the job?
    • themagician 4y ago
      Unfortunately, the Switch is only about 90% effective in preventing unwanted pregnancy. PS5 is 98%.
      • ghostbrainalpha 4y ago
        I found the Switch to be highly effective as preventing pregnancy if you keep it in handheld mode and bring it to bed with you. When partner attempts romantic activity, tell them you need 5 more minutes of Pokémon and the problem is solved completely.
        • themagician 4y ago
          Ah, the famous "pull out" method. Pull out the Switch right as you get into bed.