I imagine a personified planet earth loling at this great news "Hey killer asteroid, this is earth" "What's up earth?" "You can hold off, I think the humans

I imagine a personified planet earth loling at this great news "Hey killer asteroid, this is earth" "What's up earth?" "You can hold off, I think the humans are actually going to take care of themselves pretty soon" "Cool, I'll do another orbit for a million years"