One gig, we'd be punished for a job well done with regular trips to Las Vegas. New hire me skipped my first such event. Big political faux pas. I hate company

One gig, we'd be punished for a job well done with regular trips to Las Vegas. New hire me skipped my first such event. Big political faux pas. I hate company parties. I especially hate Las Vegas (The Strip, gambling, drinking, etc). Just give me cash.