They'll do what even the most incompetent drug dealers in America have done to own cars and houses since the beginning of time: get a straw owner. If they're c

They'll do what even the most incompetent drug dealers in America have done to own cars and houses since the beginning of time: get a straw owner. If they're caught, lying on a UBO form will be 3 years in prison which will run concurrent with the 10 or 20 years they get for the drugs.