A linux box running squid between you and the open internet? Tailscale (or whatever) on your mobile devices to force them in, too? I'm just spitballing. My bon

A linux box running squid between you and the open internet? Tailscale (or whatever) on your mobile devices to force them in, too? I'm just spitballing. My bona fides are nothing more than memories of reading about the upside-down-ternet and fiddling with primitive QoS features on elderly routers, but I'm sure this is the right post on the right forum to get a real solution.