The definition of a mixed blessing: your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your new Porsche. No, scratch that. I quite like my mother-in-law, and I wouldn'

The definition of a mixed blessing: your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your new Porsche. No, scratch that. I quite like my mother-in-law, and I wouldn't own a Porsche in a pink fit. Revised version: The definition of a mixed blessing: a conspiracy nut is prevented from lying about important stuff by a government that wouldn't know Freedom of Speech if it bit them on the arse.