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Yes, people have this as their autoreply. There are real, obviously-wrong things about PHP that the PHP community rejected and stated as "Design Requirements".

Yes, people have this as their autoreply. There are real, obviously-wrong things about PHP that the PHP community rejected and stated as "Design Requirements". Things like `mysql_real_escape_string` and `T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM` are real warts that are easy to talk about and research; Many people decided "This language merits no further discussion" from those alone and they're not wrong. PHP had great documentation... in the comments of their docsite. The fact that the comments were not integrated into the documentation and marked as resolved was a real detriment. Important caveats and ways to shoot yourself in the foot (including major security risks and features!) were only documented through comments that could fall off the frontpage at any moment. PHP is a joke language. It's most major usage is a joke company. Making jokes about it is apt.

ransom1538 4y ago
Curious what backend stack you use?
blowski 4y ago
Yawn. For a joke, it's generated a huge amount of value for the world, so I'll laugh and carry on using it. EDIT: Including your PHP WordPress blog. Curious.
- happytoexplain 4y ago
  In the software world, being widespread is pretty obviously not compelling evidence that something doesn't deserve harsh criticism. The sarcasm is bad, too.
  - blowski 4y ago
    It is perhaps evidence that the subjective "it sucks" opinion is meaningless. Code is not art. Commercial usage means a lot. And if someone calls PHP a joke, but then personally chooses it for themselves, there is certainly some inconsistency there.
    - autotune 4y ago
      Maybe once PHP finally becomes a language of the past you will be one of the few holdouts pulling in $300-$400k per year or more for working on a legacy code base, like COBOL programmers for banks. Nothing wrong with that mindset if you actually enjoy working with it and can stand being on the constant butt end of PHP jokes.
  - yuhc 4y ago
    "PHP is a joke." "PHP is widespread." It's good to see humorous developers love spreading jokes.

ransom1538 4y ago

Curious what backend stack you use?

blowski 4y ago

Yawn. For a joke, it's generated a huge amount of value for the world, so I'll laugh and carry on using it. EDIT: Including your PHP WordPress blog. Curious.

happytoexplain 4y ago
In the software world, being widespread is pretty obviously not compelling evidence that something doesn't deserve harsh criticism. The sarcasm is bad, too.
- blowski 4y ago
  It is perhaps evidence that the subjective "it sucks" opinion is meaningless. Code is not art. Commercial usage means a lot. And if someone calls PHP a joke, but then personally chooses it for themselves, there is certainly some inconsistency there.
  - autotune 4y ago
    Maybe once PHP finally becomes a language of the past you will be one of the few holdouts pulling in $300-$400k per year or more for working on a legacy code base, like COBOL programmers for banks. Nothing wrong with that mindset if you actually enjoy working with it and can stand being on the constant butt end of PHP jokes.
- yuhc 4y ago
  "PHP is a joke." "PHP is widespread." It's good to see humorous developers love spreading jokes.