Is this satire/sarcasm ? Cause if it is you need a little more humor in it so we can recognize it. So I have to assume this is for real. I'm going to have to

Is this satire/sarcasm ? Cause if it is you need a little more humor in it so we can recognize it. So I have to assume this is for real. I'm going to have to just say this is 100% not what I am talking about. First off when I say "family" I mean extended family that you are related to including cousins, grandparents, in-laws etc. But also seriously, I think I disagree with almost every sentence you've written.