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Amazing that a corpo can get away with "lack of assistance" when it is participating in a crime syndicate. Imagine if you or I tried that.

• bombcar 4y ago
  Plausible deniability and more lawyers than God helps.
  • pclmulqdq 4y ago
    God probably doesn't have a lot of lawyers, but Amazon has more lawyers than Satan, too.
    • selimthegrim 4y ago
      Doesn’t Satan really mean like cross examiner or something
      • endominus 4y ago
        According to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan, it means "Accuser" and "Adversary". Apparently (according to my foggy memories of a video essay about some high-art film) Satan was originally just the dude that would accuse you of all your sins you committed while mortal.
        • puchatek 4y ago
          Let me guess, he got concerned about job security when all those monotheistic religions and their high horse morals developed and so he decided to actively prop up the supply side?
        • bryanrasmussen 4y ago
          In essence Satan is the prosecuting attorney, Welcome to America!
      • eternalban 4y ago
        The accuser.
    • bombcar 4y ago
      One of the names of Christ is "the Advocate" so perhaps God just has one really good lawyer, and Satan has the rest.