A PhD finds himself at the pearly gates and excitedly runs up to St. Peter and says - "Huzzah! I knew if I studied the literature hard I'd make it here and my t

A PhD finds himself at the pearly gates and excitedly runs up to St. Peter and says - "Huzzah! I knew if I studied the literature hard I'd make it here and my time on earth would have been worth it." St. Peter sighs and says "That place is not called Earth", and sends him back down.