I can buy a 1 gram ampule of mercury right now for $6. It's an amazing children's toy. The metal is beautiful as it flows around the glass. It will fit down a

I can buy a 1 gram ampule of mercury right now for $6. It's an amazing children's toy. The metal is beautiful as it flows around the glass. It will fit down a child's throat easily. I can buy 30 grams for $61. Even better toy but you can only imagine how bad it will be if they drop the glass enclosure. I can buy caltrops, throwing stars, matches... any number of objects that are more likely to injure a child than a magnet. Dozens of children choke on bottle caps every year. Marbles are still a common toy available in every toy store. There's literally nothing about magnets that makes banning them rational. I have no children. I will never have children. Can I submit proof of sterility to buy magnets?