New owner: "Nothing ever goes wrong with the cache! It just works, look at the status logs. Why are we even paying those guys to look after it!" Also new owner

New owner: "Nothing ever goes wrong with the cache! It just works, look at the status logs. Why are we even paying those guys to look after it!" Also new owner: "What even is Mesos? Why are we running something called Aurora? Obviously pure bloat. Fire the lot of them."