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My sister tells a tale of a groan-inducing joke wherein folks at law school would offer a mint, and then, at the last minute, snap their hand closed and say "CE
by ubermonkey 4y ago
My sister tells a tale of a groan-inducing joke wherein folks at law school would offer a mint, and then, at the last minute, snap their hand closed and say "CERT DENIED."
- Cyph0n 4y agoSounds like that could also work as a TLS joke.
- batmansmom1 4y agoI dont get it what does a mint have to do with a cert?
- trynewideas 4y ago"Certs" is a brand of breath mint.[1] [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Certs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Certs
- babyshake 4y ago"Let that sink in..."
- ubermonkey 4y agoI thought, when I remembered the joke, that i hadn't seen them for a while -- but I was still surprised to see, on the wiki page, that they've been off the market since 2018.
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- outside1234 4y ago
- dang 4y agoWould you please stop posting flamewar comments? We've asked you this tons of times and you're still doing it. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33172404 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33172404 (Oct 2022) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29548716 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29548716 (Dec 2021) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29285461 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29285461 (Nov 2021) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26838288 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26838288 (April 2021) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22154606 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22154606 (Jan 2020) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21941714 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21941714 (Jan 2020) I don't want to ban you, but if you keep this up, we'll have to. If you'd please review https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html and stick to the rules when posting here, we'd appreciate it.
- rayiner 4y agoOh dear. Thats the worst lawyer joke I’ve heard and I’ve been at this for a spell.