The register isn't a news site but a news aggregator. They are a bit like the IT version of Zero Hedge, where they dig up interesting factoids and then add thei

The register isn't a news site but a news aggregator. They are a bit like the IT version of Zero Hedge, where they dig up interesting factoids and then add their own short editorial, often inflammatory/sarcastic/humorous. IIRC, they have only editors on staff, not reporters. The little entertaining summaries and story selection is their value add, as they don't write the stories so they aren't going to give you the details.