I usually like new programming languages, but from just the key features that they list on the front page, I thought "wtf, this is like java/c++ that compiles t

I usually like new programming languages, but from just the key features that they list on the front page, I thought "wtf, this is like java/c++ that compiles to PHP just to make it slower". The only advantage I can see is that it lets you write in a more java-like language and then run it on a free php-only server.