A function is merely a rule, and rules do not do anything other than define relationships, but this is not quite right either, because who is defining? Taking i

A function is merely a rule, and rules do not do anything other than define relationships, but this is not quite right either, because who is defining? Taking into account Newton's Second Law of Motion, which the practical application of cause and effect, a computer is always always a person: one who computes. Consider that no matter how complicated they become, pencils do not calculate, cars do not drive, and guns do not shoot. You tell everybody. Listen to me! You've gotta tell 'em! Computers are people! We gotta stop them! Somehow!