I am similarly bewildered by everyone going along with it. I am not in on whatever cruel joke is being played on us. My best guess after turning my head 270 de

I am similarly bewildered by everyone going along with it. I am not in on whatever cruel joke is being played on us. My best guess after turning my head 270 degrees, closing one eye, and squinting the other is that the noun is Microsoft/Windows, and the verb is running the ncsi daemon and having it fail the check.