Are you telling me that a Ronnagram isn't a message from Ron, delivered by Western Union? And for stuff like the mass of the earth, why not 6e27 kg or whatever

Are you telling me that a Ronnagram isn't a message from Ron, delivered by Western Union? And for stuff like the mass of the earth, why not 6e27 kg or whatever it is, instead of these weird incantations? Ugh.