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Maybe he should get Stephen Colbert's second-by-second day planner.
by Konohamaru 4y ago
Maybe he should get Stephen Colbert's second-by-second day planner.
- rajlego 4y agowoah, do you have a link on that? I use plan [1] which is great for minute level planning but also annoying in various ways, if there's other software that can do similar, would love to try it (i'm guessing that this was purely a joke and no such thing exists) [1] https://help.supermemo.org/wiki/Plan https://help.supermemo.org/wiki/Plan
- Konohamaru 4y agoIt was from a skit on the Colbert Report (can't remember the episode). He talks about how NASA added a leap second and then pulled out this comical "second-by-second" year planner and said his plans are ruined because he doesn't know what to do with the extra second. Wish I could remember it.
- tikki-masala 4y agoI definitely would like to find this episode. Not coming up on Google. Do you have any idea when it was broadcast? Thank you so much!
- ericlnu 4y agoIt's dumb you got downvoted for telling a joke, geez
- Firmwarrior 4y agoTelling jokes on HN is risky. HN readers don't want the site full of jokes, so they savagely downvote them unless almost everyone finds them hilarious.
- Konohamaru 4y ago> geez This is a euphemism. Please don't use it.
- leobabauta 4y agoWhy not, out of curiosity?
- Konohamaru 4y agoIt's a euphemism for J-sus. “In this is love, not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son to be the expiation for our sins.” (1 Jn. 4:10)
- IIsi50MHz 4y agoDissent, because for those of us who have never heard of such a connection (myself included) it is /not/ a euphamism but rather a safe epithet that the use of which never got anyone accused of "foul langauge" nor got anyone threatened with "mouth washed out with soap".
- IIsi50MHz 4y ago. o O ( The minor peril of disabling my autocorrect is that while my words may be inteligible, and both non sequiturs and wholly altered meanings may be avoided…spellings may occasionally falter. )