If I may take a moment to appreciate the art of the headline: On one hand, this headline is so densely obscure, I had no idea what the article would be about u

If I may take a moment to appreciate the art of the headline: On one hand, this headline is so densely obscure, I had no idea what the article would be about until I started reading it. On the other, it is absolutely dazzling, in the truest, entrancingly disorienting sense of the word. The cocktail of eyebrow-raising lexical connotations it whips up is sublime.