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My personal favorite oversimplification is you shouldn't eat what the average person would try and stop a zookeeper from feeding to a monkey. Some bread made f
by kipchak 4y ago
My personal favorite oversimplification is you shouldn't eat what the average person would try and stop a zookeeper from feeding to a monkey.
Some bread made from acorn flower, cooked butchered meat or hulled rice would be fine, but giving them a Twinkie or Mountain Dew seems like the kind of thing that might lose them their job.
- docandrew 4y agoThat’s funny, but not a bad rule of thumb!
- the_arcadian 4y agoThe problem is that I've read "If you give a mouse a cookie" to my daughter so many times that I would naturally assume that giving a twinkie to a monkey would result in a bedtime-story length chain of humorous events.