“Say you sue me because you say my dog bit you,” he told the audience. “Well, now this is my defense: My dog doesn’t bite. And second, in the alternative, my do

“Say you sue me because you say my dog bit you,” he told the audience. “Well, now this is my defense: My dog doesn’t bite. And second, in the alternative, my dog was tied up that night. And third, I don’t believe you really got bit.” His final defense, he said, would be: “I don’t have a dog.” http://www.abajournal.com/magazine/article/richard_racehorse_haynes http://www.abajournal.com/magazine/article/richard_racehorse...