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Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in!
by rockwotj 4y ago
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to get in!
- gumby 4y agoThe people in my town can't be buried in any of its graveyards. Why? Because they aren't dead yet!
- deleted 4y ago[deleted]
- gadders 4y agoThey're always in the dead centre of town as well #dadjokesfordays
- KineticLensman 4y agoI was once walking through a graveyard and someone asked me if the path had a different exit to the one they had entered by. I replied, "No, it's a dead end"
- FartyMcFarter 4y agoA twin-seat Cessna plane crashed into a graveyard this afternoon. Rescue workers, hard at work at the scene, have already recovered 158 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
- limbicsystem 4y agoI'll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/_fb33PrnxtA https://youtu.be/_fb33PrnxtA
- rockwotj 4y agohttps://youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68 https://youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68