"Sir we told you to stop smoking 12 packs a day and drink a bottle of vodka every 6 hours, you now have terminal stage cancer" "Uh duh ok but I still breath, I

"Sir we told you to stop smoking 12 packs a day and drink a bottle of vodka every 6 hours, you now have terminal stage cancer" "Uh duh ok but I still breath, I don't have cancer until I see them"