One time, right in the middle of a job interview, I took out a book and started reading. The guy said, "What the hell are you doing?" I said, "Let me ask you on

One time, right in the middle of a job interview, I took out a book and started reading. The guy said, "What the hell are you doing?" I said, "Let me ask you one question; if you were in a vehicle, and you were traveling at the speed of light, and then, you turned your lights on, would they do anything?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "Forget it then, I don't want to work for you." - Steven Wright