This makes me laugh and also burt a little inside. It reminds me of a pitch for joining a senior citizen community the way it flows. "At first you'll start yo

This makes me laugh and also burt a little inside. It reminds me of a pitch for joining a senior citizen community the way it flows. "At first you'll start your day with a good friend doing arts and crafts and then hey look how the time flies, its time for a delicious meal prepared by your friendly Chef Pierre" The real kicker is the 7 o'clock dinner time at the end - I'd have to cross out a few of the last lines and rewrite my own. "And now its 5 o'clock. You gather your stuff together and skip out the door to the dismay of management to reclaim the rest of your sanity." I suppose I wouldn't last long.