Step 1: Search "magic mushroom t-shirt" on etsy - buy several to get that psychonaut/burning man deep playa drip. Step 2: Join your local boutique yoga studio (

Step 1: Search "magic mushroom t-shirt" on etsy - buy several to get that psychonaut/burning man deep playa drip. Step 2: Join your local boutique yoga studio (note the Y or big box is sub-optimal, although the silver sneakers programs are a good place to score weed). Extra credit if they emphasize breathwork, meditation, spirituality or ayurveda. Step 3: Wear said t-shirts to said class. <You are fire my man - own it> Step 4: Someone will approach you regarding their overpriced shamanic psycho-ceremonial psilocybin healing retreat (long story short they used to work in the valley and they "exited" and became a lifestyle entrepreneur/coach/womb healer) - this could be for you (its a relatively safe space, although pricey). Else, keep going to class - keep reppin the set - the fungus will find you. Most likely in the form of a texted menu of truffles, teas and capsules that a single mom in the class orders from her friend in Portland.