"Hey kid, are you alright?" "My mom made me walk home because I was mean to my siblings." "Where do you live?" "That house over there." Alternative, less du

"Hey kid, are you alright?" "My mom made me walk home because I was mean to my siblings." "Where do you live?" "That house over there." Alternative, less dumb reality: "Carry on." A bit more concerned, still less dumb reality: "I'll walk with you." Dumb reality: "I am calling the cops!"