With the amount of Git-skeptical articles that have been popping up recently, I'm starting to get worried that someones gonna come along, make some fancy and sh

With the amount of Git-skeptical articles that have been popping up recently, I'm starting to get worried that someones gonna come along, make some fancy and shiny centralised VCS, market it like the cure to cancer, and all the new developers will eat it up and 8 years after it'll be a bloated hellscape.