I would doing some sort of very-low profile work to not get his attention ever, or anyone's attention whatsoever. Kind of like Milton from Office Space (but no

I would doing some sort of very-low profile work to not get his attention ever, or anyone's attention whatsoever. Kind of like Milton from Office Space (but not a complete deadbeat) doing something barely useful like "I make sure all printers have paper and help organize the yearly company getaway". Oh boy, imagine actually retiring from a job like this, :).