Well, I was going to get the cooties vaccine, but they're so new that I don't know if they're safe! They're just not well researched enough yet! Besides, you ju

Well, I was going to get the cooties vaccine, but they're so new that I don't know if they're safe! They're just not well researched enough yet! Besides, you just KNOW it's all big finance who's behind the bankruptcy vaccine, anyway! So can you really trust it? There's just gotta be a money-siphoning microchip in that thing, somewhere!