For those who of you who do come in: fend for yourselves. Pfft, greedy employees enjoying food as a perk, this'll teach em to make their own damn sandwiches.

For those who of you who do come in: fend for yourselves. Pfft, greedy employees enjoying food as a perk, this'll teach em to make their own damn sandwiches. If only the past management had realized Twitter could've improved the financial efficiency by eliminating all employee perks. Hey Elon: Do you know what's even more efficient? Things which don't exist; non-existent things consume zero resources. Urgh why can't I think of anything except sarcastic retorts to Dear Leader's degree of smug pettiness. :( Feel free to inflict commensurate punishment on me and downvote this. Thank you for your time and consideration.