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$400/Day for Lunch

• metadat 4y ago
  For those who of you who do come in: fend for yourselves. Pfft, greedy employees enjoying food as a perk, this'll teach em to make their own damn sandwiches. If only the past management had realized Twitter could've improved the financial efficiency by eliminating all employee perks. Hey Elon: Do you know what's even more efficient? Things which don't exist; non-existent things consume zero resources. Urgh why can't I think of anything except sarcastic retorts to Dear Leader's degree of smug pettiness. :( Feel free to inflict commensurate punishment on me and downvote this. Thank you for your time and consideration.
  • bradknowles 4y ago
    No employee is cheaper than no employees.
• chinabot 4y ago
  #MakeYourOwnFuckingSandwiches
• paphillips 4y ago
  I vividly remember when they took away the cereal at work. Working long hours, at times 3 weeks on, one day off - I couldn't understand how a cost/benefit analysis could arrive at that decision. The cereal may have returned later but I can't seem to remember one way or the other...