I once got a call from a sales representative (SR). SR: "So, what shows do you like to watch?" Me: "I don't watch any shows because I don't have cable." SR:

I once got a call from a sales representative (SR). SR: "So, what shows do you like to watch?" Me: "I don't watch any shows because I don't have cable." SR: "How about you subscribe to our cable service then you can watch some good shows?" Me: "I can't...I don't have a TV." SR: "Why don't you buy a TV so you can watch some good shows?" Me: "I can't...I don't have electricity." (I lied) SR: (dead silence for a second or two...) SR: "Thank you sir. Have a nice day." They never bothered me again.