[Immediately sees another comment point out that the author is a high schooler.] It's still bullshit! But the infraction is not severe enough to merit trial as

[Immediately sees another comment point out that the author is a high schooler.] It's still bullshit! But the infraction is not severe enough to merit trial as an adult! I hereby remand the case to juvenile court! [Gavel: Bang! Bang!] Bullshit court: dismissed!