I experimented with making a GPT-3 excuse generator for getting out of work/school a while ago^. We can look forward to a future of incredible synergy, as emplo

I experimented with making a GPT-3 excuse generator for getting out of work/school a while ago^. We can look forward to a future of incredible synergy, as employees dodge work with AI generated notes and are summarily fired by an AI! ^I didn’t get very far because realistic excuses were boring and I had more fun trying to get it to come up with increasingly bizarre ones: “I can’t come in today because…” - I'm made of glass, so I'm stuck in the mirror dimension - I am now a living manifestation of numbers, so I can't leave my house - I've become a sentient, living version of the internet, so I am now the human race's collective conscience - I am now an extra dimensional being made of fire, so I am now on fire - I am now a living, malevolent, super intelligent, hyper dimensional cloud, so I am now an intangible, invisible, shapeless, omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent, infinitely powerful, god like entity, I am now everything and nothing