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A free Oracle Cloud VM still costs you your soul, in perpetuity.

• recuter 4y ago
  That can't be right, some of us have worked for IBM and no longer have souls.
  • TeMPOraL 4y ago
    IBM and Oracle have a soul-sharing deal signed.
    • vasco 4y ago
      They went to court over it and depending on the number of CPUs you use you might be forced to have one or two kids to pay the extra souls.
      • TeMPOraL 4y ago
        Yeah, I think that "or two" in "one or two kids" is still being litigated. My reading is that it'll stay in litigation indefinitely, as this is the price both companies agreed to pay when they decided to retain lawyers from Hell itself.