I came across a council system for recording the holes that ultility companies dig in roads. Often a specific job would require several additional "associated"

I came across a council system for recording the holes that ultility companies dig in roads. Often a specific job would require several additional "associated" holes to be dug around the main one. The programmer chose the filenames: "holes" and "assholes". kudos! NB: This was MSDOS days when filenames could be a maximum of 8 characters.