I introduce anti-matter backed currency! Not only does anti-matter backed currency make it (currently) highly secure from hyperinflation, but it actually takes

I introduce anti-matter backed currency! Not only does anti-matter backed currency make it (currently) highly secure from hyperinflation, but it actually takes energy to keep it from destroying itself giving it an intrinsic value (well, as much as anything can have one). Sure, there will be occasional bouts of deflation during say, rolling blackouts, but that's a small price to pay for a security that can't be "stolen" by governments! If you're interested, please send me all your "old" currency in a self-addressed stamped envelope and in return, I will send you one anti-proton. Disclaimer: anti-proton may be destroyed immediately