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The intro really sets a great tone right from the start: > The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered co
by koolba 4y ago
The intro really sets a great tone right from the start:
> The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered cover- age of breaking national, international, and local news events. Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily read- ership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human his- tory.
- irrational 4y agoWho knew Supreme Court briefs were so funny? Definitely don’t read this while eating. I almost choked to death from trying to eat while laughing so hard.