I chuckled. It felt a bit too positive for my taste too. Yes, those are all great things but the breadth of functionality from things like Electron apps is not

I chuckled. It felt a bit too positive for my taste too. Yes, those are all great things but the breadth of functionality from things like Electron apps is not because HTML/CSS and JS have grown and matured. A lot of that comes from packages that wrap C libraries. And those are easy to suck into the HTML/CSS and JS environment because of package management. None of those things are "the web", not even close. Ah well, its nice to see someone excited about it all I guess. And I enjoyed your parody too.