My favorite: being asked to pick a company-branded jacket out a few available options and then never receiving it because I work remotely. I managed to fly in

My favorite: being asked to pick a company-branded jacket out a few available options and then never receiving it because I work remotely. I managed to fly in the same week the swag arrived. There were 5+ open boxes of swag visible, but person responsible for handing them out wasn’t available every time I checked. I didn’t matter that my name, size, and selection was on the list. After I went home there was a company-wide email there were “extras” available for pickup in the office. They hadn’t ordered extras, they were the remote employees’ orders. This happened twice.