War on fun my ass, the entire Bay Area tolerates too much (LOOKING AT YOU TOO BERKLEY. PUT SOME SHORTS ON AT LEAST.) The reason I never struggled to apply to

War on fun my ass, the entire Bay Area tolerates too much (LOOKING AT YOU TOO BERKLEY. PUT SOME SHORTS ON AT LEAST.) The reason I never struggled to apply to STANFORD like I did say, CARNEGIE MELLON, is that the latter lacks a football team. I cannot emphasize enough how much combining atheletics and academics perverts both. I'm glad I went to PITT, where we all collectively were like "We're gonna say we need to carry knives to open those stupid plastic cases, bullets go through the wall, we're democratic socialists not... full on sociopaths". (You haven't truly lived until you did a stroll through Oakland, grinning like some boomer, declaring to anyone who questions your behavior in the slightest "Oh, don't worry... I'm an alumni" in a fake Harvard voice.)