So for approximately the price of just two Something Awful dot com forums accounts per month, you too can opt into being a public figure? There's something to b

So for approximately the price of just two Something Awful dot com forums accounts per month, you too can opt into being a public figure? There's something to be said for being a private citizen, a consumer, in this wintry economic climate. I still remember a Google interviewer where the guy jumped from being almost BDSMlike in the attention to detail he paid to my CV after I explained the CIA triad, then jumped to getting ornery when I pointed out my mind is weirdly visual, and I can remember the textbook - the very next page had a paragraph on nonrepudiation. (That means we're getting out of this cycle of treating ambiguities during my resumé gap as chances for fishing expeditions -- I'm spending Halloween wandering around Appalachia in a Bernie shirt thanking people for putting their dogshit into a little bag.) Rather than be at all deferential I should have said something to the effect of "You control the email service I registered as a child, it begins to make you people look like full on pedophiles if you keep someone this smart economically precarious long enough, stop being cute in these if you don't want civil unrest." (I got kicked off Twitter for being too... partisan. I thought I made it clear -- call whoever you want? Just don't get mad if folks tell you "Oh, we knew about that. They sell mace at the sporting goods store. You were warned your ideas suck LOLbertarian."