> We could not reasonably get any worse at [rehabilitation]. Sure you could! Would you like some suggestions? Try adding classes on topics like lockpicking an

> We could not reasonably get any worse at [rehabilitation]. Sure you could! Would you like some suggestions? Try adding classes on topics like lockpicking and marksmanship to the prison vocational programs. Make it illegal for any business to hire ex-convicts for any position whatsoever. Provide inmates with easy access to regulated amounts of prescription painkillers and other addictive drugs. Make it illegal for pharmacies to sell these to ex-cons. Formalize the prison gang system, and make regular calls to one's gang leader a condition of parole. I can probably come up with more if you'd like; once you give up on pretending it's not intentional, there's a lot that can be 'improved' here.